For all Bibliophiles


I'm a self-confessed bibliophile. I love words. I love how they get misused, too. Another bibliophile sent these to me adn they're too good to keep to myself.

These are humorous answers taken from high school exams

Define the first person: Adam.

Punctuate means: to make a hole in the tyre of a bicycle.

Metaphor: a thing you shout through.

Simile: a picturesque way of saying what you really mean, such as calling your mother an old trout.

The feminine of Bull: Mrs Bull.

The parts of speech: lungs and air.

Verb: something to eat.

Adverb: The horses run fastly. This is an adverb.

Abstract noun: something you can’t see when you are looking at it.

Abstract noun: the name of something which has no existence, as goodness.

Abstract noun: something we can think of but cannot feel — as a red-hot poker.

Example of a collective noun: a flock of cattle.

Example of a collective noun: a garbage can.

Conjunction: the place where 2 railway lines meet.

Imperfect tense: used in France to express a future action in past time which does not take place at all.

All sentences are either: simple or confound.

Passive voice: Correct the sentence — “It was me that has broken the window.” “It wasn’t me that has broken the window”.

Spelling (an English teacher’s comment on a student’s essay): A dictionery would solve your spelling problems. (In case you missed it, dictionary is spelled wrong)

Do you have any favorites to share?


Six weeks after Christmas, and all through the house,
nothing would fit me, not even a blouse;

The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste,
at the holiday parties had gone to my waist;

When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber)

I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared,
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared;

The wine and the rum balls; the bread and the cheese,
and the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”

As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt,
and prepared once again to do battle with dirt.

I said to myself, as only I can,
“You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”

So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.

Every last bit of food that I like must be banished,
’til all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won’t have a cookie, not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.

I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore,
But isn’t that what January is for?

Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

So, how's YOUR New Year's dieting going?

So Frank and Ginger came over for lunch today after church. Shadrach adores Ginger, but he hasn't gotten to know Frank that well. 

Until today. 

Here's how lunch went ...

 
The hubs' plate had been picked up. But this newcomer's plate hadn't. Shadrach eyed it relentlessly.
"Is there anything left for me?"
Finally, Frank shared.
And Shadrach is gettin' into this new guy.
All I can say is it's a good thing 
Frank plays the guitar instead of a trumpet.



I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Follow your dreams - except that one where you're naked in church.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians.

In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

While at the mall, I had an out-of-money experience. Very frightening.

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Gina Holmes Debut Novel


After ten long years of writing, submitting and rejections, Novel Journey’s founder, Gina Holmes, debut novel, Crossing Oceans is now available for pre-order on Amazon and CBD (just in time to make a perfect, (and inexpensive), Mother's Day gift. Hint-hint.

Gina has worked tirelessly over the last five years bringing us daily interviews, wisdom, book reviews and other helpful industry information. This is our way to say thank you and do something nice for her.

Besides, it really is a fantastic book. She's going to give Nicholas Sparks a run for his money.

Here's what others are saying:

“Beautiful and heartfelt.”Charles Martin, NYT bestselling author of Where the River Ends

“Poignant and unforgettable, CROSSING OCEANS will break your heart — and then put the pieces back together again. This is an uplifting and inspiring tale that reminds us to live every day as if it’s our last.” Tess Gerritsen, NYT Best-selling author.

"Gina Holmes explores the beauty, tenderness and tenacity of mother-love in Crossing Oceans with marvelous skill and insight. An outstanding debut from a gifted storyteller. Bravo!" Susan Meissner, Author of The Shape of Mercy

“Moving, heart-rending, and poignant—a stunning debut. Holmes returns us to what matters in a too-short life—what it really means to come home.” Tosca Lee, author of Havah and Demon: A Memoir

“Crossing Oceans is a confident debut, understated yet powerful.” Eric Wilson, New York Times bestselling author of Fireproof

“This story will wring you out and hang you up to dry. It’s beautifully written and deep as a river.” Lauraine Snelling, author of A Measure of Mercy

“A stunning debut novel about love, loss, and the circle of life. Gina Holmes knows how to find laughter in tragedy. . . . Her characters will grab you by the heart and have you laughing, crying, and holding your breath.” Marshall Karp, author of The Rabbit Factory

Crossing Oceans reminds me of A Walk to Remember and The Notebook both written by Nicholas Sparks. Gina has an amazing gift to masterfully blend together a memorable story filled with tenderness, hope, love, forgiveness, and a sense of well-timed humor. This story touched my heart deeply. Nora St. Laurent, president of Finding Hope Through Fiction



Not many people can throw on a cape and save the world. Isabella, however, I could rescue. This was my chance to be a hero, even if I was the only one who would ever know it.

Jenny Lucas promised herself that the day she left home, pregnant and alone, she’d never look back. But life has a way of upending even the best-laid plans. Now, five years later, she returns to her sleepy North Carolina town to face the ghosts she left behind. While she still can, she’s determined to have a say in who will raise her little girl—the father she hasn’t spoken to since she left or Isabella’s dad . . . who doesn’t yet know he has a daughter.

The remarkable story that unfolds will bring a family back together again to discover the kinds of love that save us when nothing else can.

(Not convinced? Click HERE to read the first chapter.) ~Want to support Gina but can't afford to buy a book right now? We understand. You could still help spread the word by rerunning this post on your blog, or a mention on twitter, facebook, your newsletter . . . or just recommended Gina's book to friends who like Nicholas Sparks, Sue Monk Kidd, Charles Martin, Karen Kingsbury, etc.

It really is a great book, guys. One of the best debuts I've read. You're going to love it!

WRITING RULES – LOVE TO HATE 'EM … GOTTA LOVE 'EM

So much is said in writing circles about the rules or guidelines of writing. New writers hate the confines and see seasoned authors break the rules all the time. I have a theory about that (you knew I would, didn't you?) ...

When you're a beginning writer, the rules or guidelines of good writing help you learn. It's much like when you first started school, you learned to print.

There were rules for how you made your letters.

Once you have mastered printing, you learned cursive and a new set of rules. All your letters had to slant a certain way and fit within the confines of the lines.

 When you mastered those skills, you then added your own flourishes to make a unique signature—your art in writing.

 The same goes for the rules or guidelines for good writing.

When you've mastered the basics of strong verbs, show vs. tell, etc., you find your voice and add those flourishes. You learn when to break the rules and how to do it with panache. Only then does the prose sing.





Pressing on to be a virtuosa ...

I wrote a poem to these rules, published in the ACFW e-zine, Afitionado. You can read it here.

The 2009 Christy Awards


Denver – The tenth annual Christy Awards presentation was held Saturday evening, July 11, 2009, at the Denver Marriott City Center, in advance of the International Christian Retail Show. The dessert reception featured a keynote address by best-selling author and speaker Richard Foster, who presented a talk entitles "The Spiritual Formation of the Writer." Christy Advisory Board member Susan Brower of Zondervan emceed the event. To involve Christian fans not able to attend the event in person, a liveblog of the event was provided online, and an archive of the event can be accessed at http://www.ChristyAwards.com.

The Christy Awards honor the best in Christian fiction in nine categories. The Christy Awards Advisory Board is pleased to announce the winners of the 2009 Christy Awards.

Contemporary Romance
Beyond the Night
by Marlo Schalesky
WaterBrook Multnomah Publishing

Contemporary Series
You Had Me at Good-bye
by Tracey Bateman
FaithWords

Contemporary Standalone
Dogwood
by Chris Fabry
Tyndale House Publishers

First Novel
Blue Hole Back Home
by Joy Jordan-Lake
David C. Cook

Historical
Until We Reach Home
by Lynn Austin
Bethany House Publishers, a division of Baker Publishing Group

Historical Romance
From a Distance
by Tamara Alexander
Bethany House Publishers, a division of Baker Publishing Group

Suspense
The Rook
by Steven James
Revell, a division of Baker Publishing Group

Visionary
Vanish
by Tom Pawlik
Tyndale House Publishers

Young Adult
I Have Seen Him in the Watchfires
by Cathy Gohlke
Moody Publishers


Randy Ingermanson is the author of six novels, which include the Christy award-winning “City of God” and “Oxygen” series. After receiving a doctorate in theoretical physics from the University of California Berkeley, Randy began to write character-oriented thrillers about "life at the intersection of Faith Avenue and Science Boulevard." He is particularly interested in the history of early Christianity and has published three time-travel novels set in first-century Jerusalem. Randy has also published several academic articles on the “Jesus Family Tomb,” which have generated widespread interest among Biblical scholars. He currently serves as author and publisher of Advanced Fiction Writing, the world's largest electronic magazine on how to write fiction. Randy and his wife have three daughters and reside in southern Washington. For more information, please visit his website.

Creating: Choosing Your Creative Style

There's an old saying in fiction writing: "Get it written, then get it right."

Fact is there's a huge difference between the creative phase (getting it written) and the editing phase (getting it right). If you try to edit yourself while you're being creative, you're going to give yourself a nasty case of writer's block.

So the old saying is great advice. Unfortunately, it's not enough.

How, exactly, are you supposed to "get it written?"

Should you just slam out that first draft without any planning, or should you plan it carefully and then slam it out?

If you want to start a war at a writing conference, ask this question and then put on your flameproof cloak.

Different writers will make wildly different claims on how best to write that dreaded first draft.
I've been thinking about this for many years, first as a clueless wannabe novelist, later as a published author, and most recently as a writing teacher. My well-known "Snowflake method" is one answer to the question of how you write a first draft. But it's not the only answer, and it's not the only right answer.

The more I've thought about it, the more I've come to see that different people are wired differently. Different people use different "creative styles" to produce their first drafts.

And that's OK.

I don't think anyone knows all the different possible "creative styles" that writers use. There's a spectrum, depending on how much planning a writer puts in up front. Normally, the more planning before the first draft, the less editing after it.

At one end of the spectrum is the "Seat Of The Pants" writer, commonly called the "SOTP" writer or sometimes the "pantser."

SOTP writers typically just start writing, often with no clear idea where they're going, who their characters are, or what's going to happen. The act of writing makes the story unfold. It's like driving through fog with the headlights showing only a few feet ahead. This is exciting to SOTPs, often excruciatingly scary.

But it works. Stephen King writes this way, as do many other famous novelists. If you write the SOTP way, you're in good company.

On the other end of the spectrum is the outliner, who writes a meticulous, detailed synopsis of the story before writing the first draft. Outliners don't have a cool acronym, nor do they have the sexy, stubble-chinned image of the SOTP. Outliners are sometimes regarded as emotionless accountants who want to keep chewing their gum long after all the sugar is chewed out of it.

But outlining also works. Robert Ludlum was a well-known outliner, with some of his novels requiring 150 pages of synopsis. Many excellent novelists find it impossible to work without a very long synopsis. If you're an outliner, you've got some great compatriots.

These aren't the only options, of course. Another approach is a modification of the SOTP creative style. I call this the "Edit As You Go" creative style, because the writer first writes a page or two, or even a whole scene, seat-of-the-pants. Then, instead of continuing on with the story, the writer edits the page or scene several times. I've heard of writers who edit it 20 or 30 times before moving on. By the time the page or the scene is done, it's in final form, ready for the editor.

"Editing As You Go" works. Dean Koontz writes this way. If you edit as you go, you're among stars. Just be sure that you aren't mixing the creative phase with the editing phase. Write first; then edit.

I'm known around the world as "the Snowflake Guy" because of a fourth creative style, which I call the Snowflake method. (Google it if you want all the details.) In the Snowflake method, you do quite a bit of planning up front, both with your characters and with your plot, but the longest synopsis you ever produce is only four pages. You leave the details of the story unexplored, so your first draft will have some surprises for you.

The Snowflake method works. Every novel I've written has used some elements of the Snowflake. I hear from writers all the time who find that the Snowflake works for them.

I'm currently writing a book titled WRITING FICTION FOR DUMMIES, in which I cover these creative styles in more detail. Early in the planning process for the book, my editor asked me to make it a little clearer which style is "the right one."

I'm afraid I shocked my editor a bit. I told her there isn't any such thing as "the one right way to write your first draft." The best way for one writer will be the worst way for another writer.
I've met writers who thanked me effusively for the Snowflake method, which gave them hope after years of struggle. I've met other writers who told me that the Snowflake almost wrecked their story.

The same is true of ANY of the common creative styles. For some writers, SOTP is salvation. For others, it's damnation. Ditto for editing-as-you-go and for outlining.

The important thing is to find the best way for you. Your best creative style may be one of those I've named, or it may be some mix of them. That's for you to find out.

When you find the right way for you, stick with it. There really is one best way for you. Just don't assume that it's also the one best way for everyone else.

Visit Randy's Advanced Fiction Writing Blog for new tips.

Are You a Writer?


Are you unsure if you should join ACFW? Are you a writer who joined but is unsure this is where you belong?

We sometimes hear questions like these. You might find your own concern among them.

I'm not published yet. Do I belong in ACFW?

MOST of our members are unpublished, but are working TOWARD publication. You're welcomed with open arms. Here you will find training in fiction writing and information about the Christian fiction industry that will help you reach the Lord's goals for your writing. Note that His goals may or may not include publication, but we will work with you, encourage you, and pray for you while you find out.

I write non-fiction exclusively. Do I belong in ACFW?

Although some of our members write both fiction and non-fiction, almost everything ACFW does is geared toward the novelist and the Christian fiction market. Good writing principles carry over into both "camps," and using fiction techniques brings new life to non-fiction. But unless you write fiction, you may find it more beneficial to join one of the organizations that addresses non-fiction writing, publishing, and markets. Whatever you decide, you'll want to note that discussion on the loop needs to stay focused on fiction writing topics.

I just want to promote my book here. Do I belong in ACFW?

Our primary objectives are training writers, educating them in Christian fiction, and serving as an advocate for the Christian fiction industry. Promotion of our authors is not a key function but a great byproduct of the relationships made within ACFW. The connections you make here--as well as the opportunities for enlisting book reviewers and getting your book considered for New Releases and our Author lists on the website--will help get the word out to other authors and the readers who frequent our website. But your strongest promotional endeavors will come from other sources than ACFW. However, education ABOUT promotion and marketing is one of our strong suits. Sharing information about promotional opportunities happens all the time within ACFW.

I'm self-published. Do I belong in ACFW?

ACFW's mission and vision are to prepare novelists for success in traditional publishing, helping our members strive for excellence in the craft and develop skills that will help their books attract the attention of CBA publishers. Other groups may focus more on self-publication goals. From the beginning, ACFW has sought to prepare authors and their books for acceptance by CBA publishers. We aren't tailored to guide writers to well-respected self-publishers or to help promote self-published books. Self-publishing has a different dynamic, especially in the world of fiction. But there are still ways in which you may benefit greatly from ACFW membership. As you take advantage of the wealth of knowledge and information in our craft-training classes, our website archives, and our main loop, you will grow in your craft and become even more skilled at the kind of writing the Lord has designed for you, no matter what type of publication outreach He has in mind specifically for you.

I'm multi-published and have a strong marketing team, a great agent, and more contracts than I can manage. Do I belong in ACFW?

Do you need to know that other writers understand your challenges? Do you appreciate the encouragement of those who are blessed by what you write? If you are multi-published, you no doubt have learned the secret--that a writer can never stop learning. Just as a prolific author always is digging into (or back into) a craft classic, he or she can benefit from fresh ways of looking at subjects like POV, deepening emotion, writer's block, character motivations... Or you may find your greatest joy in ACFW membership is the opportunity to help other writers over the hurdles you conquered long ago, or in some aspect of mentoring through your knowledgeable answers to the main loop. You'll find both camaraderie with other multi-published authors and plenty of opportunity to assist the yet-to-be-published in their writing journey.

ACFW is always looking to expand and enhance what we offer to both the newcomer and the veteran novelist. We understand that we can't meet every need, nor can we fully focus on every aspect of fiction that deserves attention. But we're working very hard to show that if you're serious about writing great novels, this is where you belong!

Keith Mills

It's with a very heavy heart that I blog this. Author Sara Mills and her three children have been dealt a heavy blow. Keith Mills, beloved husband and father, died April 7, 2009 from a massive heart attack.

Grieved by our friend's loss, many of us are doing this blog tour to show our support and love for Sara. If you aren't yet aware of Sara's books, she writes delightful mysteries. Her books, Miss Fortune and Miss Match (released through Moody Press) are on shelves now. Miss Match released in March.

Please take this opportunity to support our friend and order a copy of Sara's books. Visit her website or drop by Facebook and befriend her. The books below link to Amazon, where you can purchase her books.

Miss Fortune, Allie Fortune Mystery Series #1

By Sara Mills / Moody Publishers

In 1947 Allie Fortune is the only female private investigator in New York City, but she's kept awake at night by a mystery of her own: her fiancé disappeared in the war and no one knows if he's still alive. Until Allie finds out, she will have no peace. When there's a knock on her office door at four in the morning, Allie suspects trouble as usual, and Mary Gordon is no exception. Mary claims someone is following her, that her apartment has been ransacked, and that she's been shot at, but she has no idea why any of this is happening. Allie takes the case, and in the process discovers an international mystery that puts her own life in danger. Meanwhile, the FBI is working the case as well, and she is partnered up with an attractive, single agent who would be perfect for her under other circumstances-if only she knew whether her fiancé was still alive.


Miss Match, Allie Fortune Mystery Series #2

By Sara Mills / Moody Publishers

FBI agent Jack O'Connor receives a letter from Maggie, a woman he used to love, saying she's in trouble in Berlin. The FBI refuses to get involved, so Jack asks Allie Fortune to help him investigate. Allie and Jack pose as a missionary couple who want to bring orphans back to the United States. A child finds important documents that everyone in the city - Soviets and allies alike - want for themselves. Maggie refuses to tell Jack what the documents are, saying if things go wrong, they are better off not knowing. Through the course of the search, Allie's past is brought back to her, half a world away from home.

Sara, please know I and all the staff at Novel Journey are praying for you.

MY MUSE ARRIVED!

Today I received the best Christmas present I've ever gotten! My critique partner and fellow editor of Novel Journey, Jessica Dotta, captured my MUSE in a bottle and sent her to me.

Now I'll always know where to find her.




This has to be the most creative gift for a writer I've ever seen. Thank you so much, Jess.


Even Shadrach had fun with the box you sent it in.






I'm excited my crit partner, Michelle Griep's, debut book releases Dec 15th. Here's the book trailer.

Congratulations, Michelle!






Michelle is my crit partner and I couldn't be more excited about this book getting published. She's an accomplished storyteller.


Here's the back cover copy and some review blurbs:




Jessica Neale's faith is lost the day of her husband's death, and with it, her belief in love. In a journey to find peace, she encounters a gentle, green-eyed stranger who leads her to the ruins of the medieval castle, Gallimore.

On his way to battle, Colwyn Haukswyrth, knight of Gallimore, comes face to face with a storm the likes of which he's never seen, and a woman in the midst of it who claims to live centuries in the future. The Lady Jessica of Neale is an irksome, provoking bit of woman to be sure. And she's about to turn his beliefs on end. The product of a family rooted in pain and evil, Colwyn has focused on naught but himself-until Jessica.

To a mysterious prophecy stitched on a tapestry, through the invasion of Gallimore itself, Colwyn and Jessica are bound together by a lesson in forgiveness and love-a bond that might be strong enough to survive the grave.

Reviews and Other Information:


"Time travel, handsome knights, bone-chilling castles, breath-taking romance, an ominous battle between good and evil, and much more, Michelle Griep's splendid debut novel, GALLIMORE, will capture your heart and your soul and leave you begging for more." Author MaryLu Tyndall

"...An historical love story with twists and turns that may leave you breathless at times, tearful at others, hopping mad, terrified and wistful." Author Kelly Klepfer

Women Who Read


One morning a husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap. While he slept, and though not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take his boat out and read in the peaceful setting. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and read her book.

Along came a game warden in his boat. He pulled up alongside the woman. “Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?”

“Reading.” Isn't that obvious?

“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.”

“I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.”

“For reading a book?”

“You're in a Restricted Fishing Area.”

“I'm really very sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.”

“Yes, I see that, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.”

The woman closed her book. “If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault.”

“But I haven't even touched you!” The game warden backed away, hands up and palms spread.

“That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma'am.” The game warden turned and motored away.

Moral: Never argue with a woman who reads; it's likely she can also think.

Murder on the Ol' Bunions



Murder on the Ol' Bunions
By S. Dionne Moore
Published by Heartsong Presents
ISBN 978-1-59789-639-9

Back Cover:
LaTisha Barnhart's bunions tell her something's afoot as she delves deeper into the murder of her former employer, Marion Peters. When LaTisha becomes a suspect, the ante is upped, and she is determined to clear her name and find the real culprit.

She's burping Mark Hamm's bad cooking to investigate his beef with Marion ... getting her hair styled at a high falutin' beauty parlor to see what has Regina Rogane in a snarl ... playing self-appointed matchmaker between the local police chief and a prime suspect ... and thinking Payton O'Mahney's music store lease might be the reason he's singing out of tune when discussion of Marion's murder arises. LaTisha's thinking she just might use the reward money to get her bunions surgically removed. But she's got to catch the crook first.

Review:
Murder on the Ol' Bunions opens sassy and never quits. I fell in love with LaTisha's indomitable spirit and impudence. We talk about characters leaping off the pages of a book, and LaTisha does. Well ... maybe not leap. LaTisha limps. Bunions, you know.

Moore didn’t give us a generic lovely, young sleuth. LaTisha Barnhart is an overweight grandmother and bossy. While the supporting cast have equally distinct personalities, Moore maintains a good balance of characters throughout. By the time I turned the last page, I truly didn't want this to end. I laughed all the way through it, and never guess whodunit.

This is Moore's debut book, and I'm anxiously awaiting the next one: Poly Dent Loses Grip. Novel Reviews gives Murder on the Ol' Bunions a high recommendation. A perfect read for a spring afternoon.
Be sure to see LaTisha's post on Novel Journey.

The Shape of Mercy

The Shape of Mercy
By Susan Meissner
Women's fiction
Published by WaterBrook
ISBN 978-1-4000-7456-3

Back Cover:
Leaving a life of privilege to strike out on her own, Lauren Durough breaks with her family's expectations and takes a part-time job from eighty-three-year-old librarian Abigail Boyles. The mysterious employer asks Lauren to transcribe the journal entries of her ancestor Mercy Hayworth, a victim of the Salem witch trials.

Immediately, Lauren finds herself drawn to this girl who lived and died four centuries ago. As the fervor around the witch accusations increases, Mercy becomes trapped, unable it fight the overwhelming influence of snap judgments and superstitions. Lauren realizes that the secrets of Mercy's story extend beyond the pages of her diary, living on in the mysterious, embittered Abigail.

The strength of her affinity with Mercy forces Lauren to take a startling new look at her own life, including her relationships to Abigail, her college roommate, and a young man named Raul. But on the way to truth, will Lauren find herself playing the helpless defendant or the misguided judge? Can she break free from her own perceptions and see who she really is?

Review:
Susan Meissner at her best—The Shape of Mercy is a unique and captivating story where past and present intersect. Masterfully drawn, the compelling characters will live on in your heart long after you close the book.

Though I knew Mercy's sad end going in, I was as drawn into her life as Lauren, wondering what Mercy had done to be accused of witchcraft. Her only crime was being a little different and having a rival in love with the same young man. In an age where superstition grew to hysteria, all it took was an accusation to seal Mercy's fate.

Meissner is brilliant at pacing, and Lauren's story unfolded bit by bit, making it difficult to put down. It's hard to say which character was my favorite, and the surprising ending crowned a memorable read. I give The Shape of Mercy my highest recommendation. It's a five-star read.

A Love Story

A widow for a number of years, Ethel is one of my Curves pals. We workout together and pass email cyber jokes. She's also an avid novel reader, which raised her high on my friendship radar. Over the years, we've shared books, secrets and small victories of weight loss.

A few weeks ago, Ethel told me she was traveling with a friend to a wedding in Iowa. They would be picking up a couple of other passengers in another state. It turned out those others were a couple of gentlemen, both widowers.

When Ethel got back home, she told me of her adventures, keeping me chuckling as we made the rounds of machines that pull and prod our bodies into shape. Both men, it seems, quickly grew fond of Ethel, and pursued her. Comfortable in her widowhood, she told me she'd never even contemplate marriage again ... unless God dropped it in her lap.

One of the gentlemen, Bill, is an associate pastor, a Godly man. His daily emails to her soon became phone calls. They'd pray together and share stories, discuss Scriptures.

It seems God was quite involved.

After a few short weeks, Bill went a-courting, and Ethel giggled like a school girl when she told us about it. She had a new glow about her. They had so much fun together she laughed every time she talked about him.

About ten days ago, Ethel traveled to Bill's home, after confessing to us that she might be in love. I got an email from her a few days after she left. It went pretty much like this:

"Having a great time. I love him. It's a God thing. We got married."

And so I'd like to invite you to pray for my friend Ethel in her new marriage. May God richly bless them as they minister together and laugh their way through life.

I'd like to present the bride and groom, Bill and Ethel.

I Remember Kristy Dykes

Kristy Dykes
August 2, 1951 - July 21, 2008
I met Kristy for the first time in Nashville at an ACFW conference. Both being redheads, we bonded as friends. Over the past few years, we've been blog buddies and email pals.

Kristy encouraged me in my writing so much. I'll miss her enthusiasm and her pizzazz. All her emails always opened with: Greetings from sunny Florida. That sunshine came from her own personality. When she was diagnosed with brain cancer, she continued to praise God. She never quit. She laughed every day. When she grew weaker, her husband still reported smiles and praise for God.

Kristy leaves a tremendous testimony behind her. More than anything else, she showed us how to die. With praise on her lips, she flew into our Father's arms, and as her hero husband said, she's now dancing on streets of gold.

Please visit Kristy's blog,
Christian Love Stories, and leave a comment for her family, husband Milton and daughters Julie and Jennifer and the grands. Then spend some time reading the posts from before she was diagnosed.

While Kristy showed us how to die, she also showed us how to live and love.

I'll miss you, my redheaded friend. Save me a place next to you.

Most definitely! While I'd written and published scripts, when I began writing novels I didn't have a support system. I was all alone—just me and my computer, alone at my desk, alone in my room. No one to talk to about writing. No one to share with. Did I mention I was alone?

Then in 2004, I received an email about a writer's conference. We (hubby and I) decided I should go. I arrived early and my room wasn't ready, so I plopped down on a sofa in the lobby next to another attendee, Gina Holmes. She'd come for the conference, too, and over the course of the conference, we ran into each other a lot.

I won't tell you what she thought of me (you'll have to ask her about that), but by the end of the conference, she'd decided I wasn't certifiable and we'd become friends. We were at about the same level of writing, what Randy Ingermanson calls Freshman.

I invited her to join the crit group I belonged to. Another writer, Jessica Dotta, joined around the same time. The three of us hit it off right from the start. The following year, Jessica joined us for a conference. It was about that time we formed our own private online crit group.

But Gina and Jess weren't the only people I met at that conference who've had a major impact on my writing life. Deb Raney has been a mentor and an encourager to me from the first day we met in her class. She also recommended we join ACFW. This was the third divine appointment. I joined as soon as I got home, and the next conference I attended was ACFW's in Nashville, 2005.

That was the best move for me in my writing. I've learned so much, but even more, I've gained lifelong friends. Only God could have brought Gina and Jessica and me together in a divine appointment. They're young enough to be my daughters, proof that God has a sense of humor.

This year, I was privileged to be on the faculty at another conference. And guess what? Yep ... another divine appointment. I spent time with a wonderful agent I'd gotten to know through ACFW, and signed with her.

So if you've prayed about going to a conference, let me recommend the ACFW conference in Minneapolis. Registration is open now, just click on the picture of Angela Hunt, then get excited and prepare for a divine appointment.


Someone recently asked me how I knew I was a writer. I gave her the usual answers about a story taking over your mind ... forget that ... taking over your life until it's told. I also had to admit all my really good friends are imaginary. At least the ones who still talk to me.

But then I queried some other writers and these are their answers:

You might be a writer if ...

... if chocolate and coffee are two of the four major food groups in your diet.
... you include an SASE with all correspondence-even letters to your mother.

... you can't resist pointing out grammatical errors on news stations' scrolling bar.

... your husband says he'll kill you if you whisper, "That was in the end of the first act" during a movie one more time.

... in a house fire, you'd save your computer, your copy of Sally Stuart's Writer's Market Guide, then your grandmother's jewelry.

... during church sermons, you find yourself thinking, "This could be tighter."

... you can't balance a checkbook, but your submission log is cross referenced and goes back to 2003.

... you decide by the end of the first page of a novel that the author didn't have an editor.

... when your husband suggests a world cruise you ask, "Is there Internet access?"

... your answering machine says, "Hi, I'm not here right now. Please leave a query and the synopsis of your proposed message, and I'll let you know whether to call back."

... when you nail a sentence, you're pretty sure you know how Moses felt parting the Red Sea.

Eva Marie Everson (far right) talked Gina and me into helping her pull a surprise on Yvonne Lehman, who is the conference director. We didn't know it would involve learning the Cha-cha Slide in abotu two minutes. I did not perform gracegully. It turned funky, but we sure had a blast.





Her I am with my new agent, Janet Benrey of Benrey Literary, and her husband Ron. I'm delighted to have signed with Janet!






Deborah Raney and Brandilyn Collins have this friendly competition going on who can scare whom the most. I was enlisted when Brandilyn found out I would be at Ridgecrest when Deb was. And so, Mr. Hissie (a rubber snake seen by Deb's hand) hitched a ride with me.

I hid him on Deb's chair in the room where we held appointments. Only Deb's sppointment had arrived, and Deb pulled her chair out keeping eye contact with the woman instead of looking down as I had planned.

Deb sat on poor Mr, Hissie. I had my camera poised, ready to capture the moment she began to scream. I think she's on to you, Brandilyn. She chatted for a moment or two before she realized her chair wasn't smooth. Ah well, we'll try again in September.

By Wednesday night, we were all giddy. The elbow belongs to our good friend Cindy Sproles, who took second place in the contest for unpublished novels.






Cindy, in her excitment on Thursday (or perhaps it was the result of giddiness), tried to catch a wayward Gaitherite barehanded. It didn't work. But she's on the mend.

Here's Gina with DiAnn Mills and Yvonne Lehman.






Ann Tatlock connected with a cousin she hadn't met before. What fun for both!




I'm a lexophile - a lover of words and their sometimes dual meanings.
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum Blown apart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

Do you see the new icon? The one that looks like this:


It's over there, on the right, just below the Penwrights icon. It's for the website Brandilyn Collins set up for all of us who are Big Honkin' Chickens and don't read her books because they're too scary!


She even has a BHCC code now for her books. If I no longer care about manicures, I can make it through a 1 BHCC book, but my nails with take 6 months to grow out. I mean, I do have my priorities.


I made it all the way through 1 of Brandilyn's books. I'll be scarred forever by it, though. If you like suspense that makes your hair stand on end and you forget to breathe, then be sure to pick up her latest book, Amber Morn. It's rated 2 BHCC's.


Shiver ...

Another of my critique partners debuts!!!


Where the Truth Lies
By Elizabeth Ludwig & Janelle Mowry
Published by Heartsong Presents
ISBN 978-1-59789-530-9

Back Cover:
A case of suicide leads an amateur sleuth on a trail of deceit and corruption...

Casey Alexander refuses to believe that her aunt committed suicide. Convinced a murderer is hiding out in her aunt's sleepy hometown, she'll do anything to uncover the truth. But as her personal investigation produces mounting evidence, the danger to Casey grows. Now she'll be forced to trust certain residents of Pine Mills for help, including local nursery owner Luke Kerrigan...the man with whom shells falling in love...and who may be stalking her.

Prompted by strange clues and a mysterious stranger, Casey does a little more digging. The secrets she unearths will turn lives upside down and threaten the peace ion Pine Mills' small community—especially when she discovers that the truth can sometimes be hidden in a lie.

Review:

Where the Truth Lies has more twists that a bag of rotini. You won't guess the end of this quirky mystery, and when you get the answer to one clue, it merely opens the door to more secrets. The surprises keep coming right up to the end.

Well written, Ludwig and Mowery have blended their personal styles seamlessly in this fast-paced mystery. I'm looking forward to more from this talented team. I give Where the Truth Lies a high recommendation.